Dear Movie Theatre… Can I please have my money – my time as well as my anticipation back that I feel was stolen from me by participating in the percentage rate of people who went to see this movie?
Yeah… today I am being a critic on the movie that opened this weekend called The Avengers…. UGGGHH – I had my hopes “so high” …. Now it was reported a few hours ago on CNN that the movie WORLD WIDE has made over $500 million dollars in sales…. WOW really? I am thinking that everyone like me was maybe so hyped to see it but did they also leave the movie theatre with their heads down as well. The movie made $18.2 million Thursday night at the 12 midnight early screening…. The movie surely did bust my little bubble…
Please insert sad face right here >>>> ____________! I was so bored….So not moved… It was like it had too many super heros and the writer / director based upon ALL of their lines in the movie made them all stars. Everyone was over shining each other besides Scarlette Johansen.
Not that it matters what I think BUT I was so glad to see her play a real super hero (in a sense) rather than just a pretty face wearing a tight uniform. She was not really considered a super hero but her role “at least was able to blend” into the movie.
Hands down …Iron Man and Thor were clearly MY favorites because they more so lived up to their original personalities in the film. Granted, the REAL LIFE man ( Chris Hemsworth ) that plays the character THOR is so PAINFULLY beautiful so even if his acting was horrible – I may not have noticed it! LOL
Captain America, sorry to say WAS SO NOT NEEDED as well as the other cast mates that turned against the Avengers…. I am still trying to discover if it is worth me waisting my precious brain cells understanding where did Samuel L. Jackson’s role come into play besides the movie needing to add someone who was African American somewhere…..
His role was sooooooo boring…. he had no real story line ..not even a tiny background from his past to tie him into why he was the one able to call all the shots in the first place….. I understand that Samuel L. Jackson truly is “the man” via Hollywood but not via this movie! The vilan was the most interesting person to watch in this movie besides Iron Man – Robert Downey Jr. in this role reminds me of ME! Scary…
Thor’s crazy, unloved, miserable and demoic brother had the WHOLE MOVIE based around him to be honest!! Oh and one more complaint that I have…… Now the ONLY reason why The Hulk should have been included in this movie should have been strictly for his brains and the need for his strenght still did not REALLY tie into the movie I do not feel…..
AGAIN!! THOR was my favorite!