My Champion Breakfast includes:
Fresh Garden Salad
Toasted Bagel with Onion and Garlic Spread
Trying to keep this weight off / down and effectively REMOVE this last 20 pounds!!!!!!
He does not even know it yet but..he is getting up in another 30 minutes!!! ( Mommies lil man )
What a bless day it is today amen ..Look around you and all you see is God love..Let us thank him on today and sing praises and worship him with our life style..Remember only what you do for Christ will last…Dont get so busy on everything else that you dont take the time to say thank you Lord ..For he is worthy to be praise…
He is worthy to get all your praises..Hallelujah …Psalm 118:24 King James Version (KJV) This is the day which the Lord hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it.
Well…. maybe this could be a sign saying that I DRINK WAY TOO MANY ICE COFFEES!!!!
HOWEVER!!! I wont return back to this place because it has been in the HIGH 90’s since the end of May and how can a coffee establishment run out of ice!!!!!! Like really? I am not the only DESPERATE CUSTOMER who is upset and turning around leaving the store with a HUGE atittude… I mean disappointed… UUGGGHHH!!
To write with a broken pencil is . . . Pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes . . . Take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar .. . . Got twelve months.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes . . . Was on shaky ground.
The batteries were given out . .. . Free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . .. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a . . . Dead giveaway… ( my favorite ) LOL
With her marriage, she got a new name . .. . And a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you . . . A-flat miner.
You are stuck with your debt if . . . You can’t budge it.
A boiled egg is . . . Hard to beat.
When you’ve seen one shopping center . . . You’ve seen a mall. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was . . . Resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? . . . He’s all right now.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could . . .. Jog your memory.
A bicycle can’t stand alone; . .. . It is two tired.
In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, . . . it’s your Count that votes.
When a clock is hungry . . .. It goes back four seconds
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine . . . Was fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory . . . Which was never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches will be . . . Exposed in the end.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, . . . She thought she’d dye.
Acupuncture: . . . A jab well done.